Hey, @TexasLonghorns, atleast you tried your hardest. It will still go down as a moral victory against @AlabamaFTBL and you guys can now play the first three quarters of the game on repeat on @LonghornNetwork. #HookEm
BREAKING: I know it's early, but I'm expecting a flash flood warning to go into effect at 11 AM on Saturday in Austin.
A mix of longhorn sweat and tears will lead to rapidly rising water levels in DKR. Please plan accordingly! Turn Around, Don't Play Bama #atxwx
Sadly "Cock Commander" was not chosen as the official name of South Carolina's live mascot. "The General" is the new official name of the bird in homage to Revolutionary War General Thomas Sumter & not Shaq's insurance company