E l o n O u m a

Superhero in Disguise

B-Ed👨‍🎓
LLB, BCSS
Ardent Arsenal fan

[E l o n O u m a @OumaElon]

Sometimes, when the hive is out of balance, you have to replace the Queen 💯

[E l o n O u m a @OumaElon]

Sometimes, when the hive is out of balance, you have to replace the Queen 💯

[E l o n O u m a @OumaElon]

@jumah_mosc92792 @HonAdenDuale Be factual! Stay guided. Blessed Day.
Tutamrudisha

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

There's this 7th year student called Manchester United, last semester, he complained that he couldn't get an A because Prof. Carrick took over the class mid semester and blamed it all on Prof. Amorim, today he's been given a simple Cat at the Exam Hull and he's scored 2/30😆smh

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Bro's situational awareness is on another level

[E l o n O u m a @OumaElon]

@Dennis_Itumbi02 In the next six months 😂😂😂We are tired!!!!! 1tam

[Nyakwar Seda @oketch_amo2524]

@Dennis_Itumbi02 Na bado

[‏ْ @marklfcx]

Didier Drogba on Senegal crashing out of the 2026 FIFA World Cup after another controversial late penalty:

🗣️ “How many times does this have to happen before someone finally speaks the truth? Senegal didn't just lose a football match tonight... they watched another dream die because of a decision that will be debated for years.”

“This is becoming impossible to ignore. First the AFCON final, now the World Cup. Two of the biggest nights in Senegal's football history, and both end with the entire country asking the same question: 'Was that really football, or was the game taken away from us?'”

“I've played football all my life, and I know the difference between a genuine penalty and a decision that changes history. When millions of people are left confused by one whistle, football has a serious problem.”

“Look at those Senegal players. Some are on their knees, some are in tears, some can't even look at the fans. They fought with everything they had, came back from every challenge in this tournament, only to see their World Cup disappear in the cruelest way imaginable.”

“Don't tell me VAR is here to protect football when nights like this keep happening. If technology still leaves an entire nation feeling robbed, then what exactly is it protecting?”

“Belgium will celebrate, and they have every right to. But Senegal will leave carrying a scar that may never heal. Because deep down, every player, every coach and every supporter will spend the rest of their lives wondering if their World Cup was decided by football... or by a whistle.”

“This isn't just elimination. This is heartbreak for an entire nation. And the worst part? Nobody can give Senegal those moments, those dreams and those lost years back.”

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

This is one of the worst world cups ever how was this given as a penalty?? Senegal robbed in broad daylight man and they’re not the only country https://t.co/YpVfI18ZTZ

[E l o n O u m a @OumaElon]

There's an interesting conversation here,
Every woman on my timeline is giving a detailed episode-by-episode breakdown of "The Polygamist." On the other hand we men are occupied with the World cup, gambling, hate watching rival teams,

This is what peaceful coexistence is like.

[E l o n O u m a @OumaElon]

There's an interesting conversation here,
Every woman on my timeline is giving a detailed episode-by-episode breakdown of "The Polygamist." On the other hand we men are occupied with the World cup, gambling, hate watching rival teams,

This is what peaceful coexistence is like.

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Excessive consumption of public funds is harmful to your health

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Willingly accepting to import Ebola into your country has got to be most treasonous act ever done to a people by their leader in any country. This greed is too much.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Let me remind you that as Chief Justice, David Maraga called for the impeachment of Uhuru Kenyatta for violating the Constitution. He did so not once but time without number. For whatever it’s worth, it held the belligerent President at bay.

[Sen. Ledama Olekina @ledamalekina]

So now the plan is to send Ebola-exposed patients from the U.S. to Kenya for treatment? Interesting. I must have missed when Kenya suddenly became more medically advanced than the “first world.” Truly, the surprises never end.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Prayer Breakfast" to me is a ritual that is similar to devil worshipping. You can't mock God. I mean, do they pray to get energy to steal?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

🔵 for IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Stop normalizing team buildings that are scheduled on rest days. If you want to build your team, use company time.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

WARNING!!! As a man, Avoid showing off. always pretend you don't have money. Even when your pockets are overflowing. You'll thank me later.