CrazyKiddos

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Tear down those posters! @sagesteele @dpshow #ickymen 👙

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Talked to the neighbor walking her dogs. My child: were you talking to the lady with the wiener? Me: cannot answer due to snort-laughs.

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Just woke hubby up to kill a roach in the bathroom. Bastard had me cornered. #whydidyougetmarried

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@baileysouthside @SouthsideSteve Riding the UGA buses prepped me for any kinda train ride.

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My son thinks he's having a baby chick. So that's what we have going on today.

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My husband just told our son that his poop was broken. #HappyFathersDay

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Directionally speaking, we hope. #phoneticspelling

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@MattandChuck please don't say "stroke a check" when you're talking about splashback and troughs. #allbegross

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Me: "What won't you whine about?" No beat in between. A: "Candy." #honestsmartass

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I dropped the spoon. L says, "can you say sorry to the spoon?" #manners

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Put on my Sunday dress and the boy comes in and says, "You a princess, mommy!" #whattoydoyouwant #illbuyyouanything #mybuddy

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A: "I'm not your best friend anymore." Oh love, that was never my goal. #targettrials #tearsfortoys

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Children play-cooking--A: "Here are some green beans, L, but they're burned a little bit." #truelife

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My children--the beings I would gladly die for and the beings that I also want to curse at loudly. #youareamazing #MADDENING

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L: Daddy has 2 sparklers! A: Daddy looks like a fairy! #Happy4thAmerica

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In public potty together: A: ha, ha, you have cheetah panties on! #noweveryoneknows

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A: I did gymnastics today! L: I did Sebastian's nuts too! #whatsthatyousay ?

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A: Mommy, why do you have sand on your feet? Me: I just need an *&!* pedicure. #aintgottimeforthat