Outdoor Recreational Strategist

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@RandyRRQuaid Where can I buy this?

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@2tuffeddie

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@EngrUnlocked Project manager #1: The customer wants a plane.
Project manager #2: No, they want a helicopter.

Engineering team: Gentlemen, may we present, the Plane-icopter!

Project managers: Is it fast?

Engineering team: Of course! They’ll be the first on the scene!

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@OhDee400 @kirawontmiss I’ve seen monkeys fucking footballs with more coordination and dexterity!

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@elonmusk @StephenKing Elon is always welcome here in Florida! We will launch StephenKing books into the sun to celebrate!

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@everyonecalmdwn @MarioNawfal He was a master ship builder! I guess that includes airships!

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@RealAmVoice I have only one question…

Can I have these installed on my car?

Money is no object.

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@elonmusk @bot Protect Elon!

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@NoContextHumans They could fly from NYC to LA and still probably miss their flight.

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@omgitswicks We have two seasons, 8-months of summer and 4-months of “not quite summer”.

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@toxiccowboy02 Have you had this before, dad?

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@SULLY10X Ooh! Is this the next episode of “Dead by 17”?

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@HeHateMe_507

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@jessealordiah

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@PrecisionLabs0 I always wondered how helicopters were born!

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@alwaysinxjail @EricLDaugh Aliens don’t want them either. That’s why they’re still here…

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@RepJackKimble

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@DiyHack_ I don’t think I have ever seen someone cook with so much disregard for personal safety and resentment.

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@BoCamaro C’mon… That’s Sunday morning traffic here in Florida, and I say that having moved here from Indy. Idiots are everywhere, and red truck idiot was probably pissed because another idiot was only going 74 in the left lane. Please don’t come to Florida.

[Outdoor Recreational Strategist @OurdoorRecStrat]

@Ho_Blivion @femalebodybuil6 Same here, is there room for one more?