Mama Cobra & B

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(while I'm taking my medicine she says to my friend) Mama Cobra: Want some drugs?! (as my dad adds) They'll make you feel high.

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(while I'm skyping with my boyfriend) Mama Cobra: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS EYES?!?" Me: "Mum he can hear you..."

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[old tweets] (in a serious voice) Mama Cobra: do you wear...underarm deodorant?

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[old tweets] Mama Cobra: let's all watch a scary movie, make some popcorn, ect. ...Then we can all sleep in the same bed

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[old tweets] Mama Cobra: i had to put my hands on balls and do a push up.

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while i'm going to the bathroom my mum opens the door and says Mama Cobra: CONGRATULATIONS!

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Mama B: you should start a band called "dogs like cats"! (playoff of "boys like girls") ....wow

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Mama B: wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy!

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Mama B: I'ma kick yo butt!

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(after i said geez) Mama Cobra: My name's not Geeezz

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Mama B: Look! Leorge Gopez is winking at you! (meaning to say george lopez)

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[after my sister and dad made fun of my mum] Mama Cobra: Yeah well...I'll make you guys a homebaked meal!!

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Mama Cobra: Is the honeybaked ham place open? I want some ham.