Kevin Kelleher

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now ranting about batteries and shark attacks. I dare you to try to make sense of this.

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

One thing to consider in the current #TrumpTrial : whatever foolishness Trump pulls, whatever delays his lawyers execute, it will be the jurors who suffer. The same jurors who decide his fate.

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

I remember how puzzled I was, back when Trump was president, by his fixation on Ukraine. Now it's clear that he was simply obeying Putin's orders, preparing the way for Putin's invasion.

("Sir? Sir?" -- Trump calls Putin "sir")

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

MESSAGE FROM NICKLAUS:

"Oh, is that what it was? I thought he just wanted a big glass to hold his ketchup!"

[Anthony Hughes @CallMeAntwan]

MESSAGE FROM TRUMP:

"Such a tremendous honor to receive the Club Championship Trophy at Trump International Golf Club from the great Jack Nicklaus, a fantastic man and champion. It was a wonderful evening for all!"

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

If Trump's Bible were a real #TrumpBible, it would be a picture book, every picture would feature Trump in Middle-Eastern dress, including: Trump defrauding a blind man, Trump mocking a lame man's walk, Trump throwing ketchup on the walls of the Temple...

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

“I was in church today, just kind of flipping through the Bible,” Johnson said. “And as I was reading the Book of Revelation, all of a sudden I was like, ‘Holy cow, that’s Marge!’” For more, follow @BorowitzReport on @substack. So glad he’s back!

https://t.co/f6LL4q3gUQ

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

Trump once again gets special coddling: gets a big discount on the bond he was supposed to obtain.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Swedish police forcibly remove Greta Thunberg from parliament entrance https://t.co/MhIc09cZEA

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

@washingtonpost By "communicated more than was known" I assume is meant "Neither had any idea what they were talking about."

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

Trump's claim that he only wants to be a dictator on day one is not as fatuous as it sounds: in fact, he'll only need a few minutes to call his boss Putin and abjectly surrender. ("Sir... sir..." -- he calls him "sir")

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wall Street didn’t build the middle class.

Labor built the middle class.

And the middle class built America.

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

Could this be the reason Trump calls Mike Johnson "My Kevin"?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Congratulations to Mike Johnson for surpassing Kevin McCarthy and becoming the worst Speaker in history.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Okay

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

Mike Johnson is nominally "Speaker of the House," but is actually nothing more than Trump's spokesperson.

Even more humiliating for the supposed Speaker, Trump hasn't bothered to learn his name. He calls Johnson "My Kevin"

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

Mike Johnson thinks he's kissing Trump's foot, but if he'd only look up, he'd see it's Putin's foot that he's kissing.

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

Kind of wild to see Trump fussing and whining about Nikki Haley's dress.

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

https://t.co/iyhxP4CS2L

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Casey Phair, the youngest player to ever debut in a World Cup, has signed with Angel City FC 🖤🙌

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump is not going to be happy when he sees the front page of The Daily Mail

[Kevin Kelleher @OurOwnMrK]

The jury in Carroll v Trump are adults who took jury duty seriously enough to temporarily set aside their ordinary lives.

They sit quietly and watch a grown man mutter, whine, and pound the table, fussing like a spoiled 9-year-old.

Do you think they're impressed?