Jake

Let me see your dog

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

Official Résumé:
-Can do things, not necessarily well
-7/10 on kissing scale (Can provide proof if requested)
- Not gay but $10 is $10

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

.@DestinyTheGame
.@Bungie
competitive be like:
Win: +32
Win: +37
Win: +68
Win: +32
Win: +8
Loss where teammates left after one round: -233

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@Bungie the competitive algorithm is shit. I lose 200 rank because I lose a match where both my teammates left in the first round and I gain 68 when I clutch one that’s down to the wire?

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

.@Bungie I don’t know a single person who likes the “featured quests” tab

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@Bungie @BungieHelp can we implement a one day ban for people who go AFK in Trials and Comp? It’s getting ridiculous.

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@BungieHelp what’s the timeline on a fix for the commendations screen crashing PS users?

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@Bungie why do I gain like a grand total of 24 rank for 3 comp wins and then lose like 200 when I get one loss?

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@BungieHelp I lost two vex strike force events in the incursion zone due to game crashes. Fix this.

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@BungieHelp Spent 50 minutes waiting, my friend who got on a half hour after me is already in, then it kicked me out and made me re-queue

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@BungieHelp why am I loading into trials matches without a third?

[LUCKYY10P @LUCKYY10P]

Petition to sunset Gambit to help alleviate server issues:

1 like = 1 vote

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@DrAnitaBEtin

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

And my dredgen, wtf?

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@BungieHelp yo I lost my cursebreaker?

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@LUCKYY10P Sucks. It’s just “who can put a bubble on point first” and it’s basically and auto-loss if you don’t have any titans on your team. Zone control doesn’t work in this meta.

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

.@Bungie new iron banner sucks. It’s just a game of “who can put a bubble over the point first”, and if you don’t have titans on your team, it’s basically an auto-loss. Especially not fun when locked to using Stasis or Void for the challenges.

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@BungieHelp @Bungie how about a ready up system for comp so we don’t have to endure matches with AFK players? It ain’t rocket science.

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

.@Bungie a few things:
1.)No one asked for comp to be changed from being just survival
2.)If players are ranked by how well they play, why am I always matched with 2 who don’t seem to know objectives exist?
3.)I shouldn’t be penalized because some loser left the match prematurely

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

I hate it when I’m depressed enough to tweet about it

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The average rent in the US hit a new record high of $1,827 last month. On the federal minimum wage of $7.25 people take home $1256 a month. People aren't exaggerating when they say it's becoming unlivable here.

[Jake @OutbackJakeHaus]

@BungieHelp Will I get retroactive credit for the 20 platinum medals I already turned in? I don’t have any time to play this weekend, only had this week.