Outback Lawyer

Rookie Attorney & Rookie Dad. (I am no longer a rookie at either, but I like this description of me so I’m keeping it)

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@CityBureaucrat Running the Strait of Hormuz with a Portillos Cargo Ship. #GiardinieraCowboys

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@AHomelyHouse "I just wanna be the village Librarian but they keep asking the big guy who is trained to kill to defend the village.." -- Last Homely House Village Librarian/Knight

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@uncledoomer There needs to be a documentary about the exec(s) in the mid to late 00's who against all odds turned the tide against Axe and issued in the Return of the King.

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@CynicalPublius @MrsDrPublius

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@AHomelyHouse Pitching my wife the idea

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@RodeoProfessor I'm the elected prosecutor in my County.
My County is a hunting/fishing destination that contains a State Park & tons of Conservation ground.

We have to have a special docket 4 times per year just to have a translator in Court and almost all of those are Conservation tickets.

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@NightMa71605673 @CityBureaucrat Fellow Prosecutor here, my last Trial I got Guilty verdicts on 3 unclassified felonies (10 to life) & the defendant was 57 years old so I just withdrew my prior & persistent to avoid Erlinger phase + less appeal chances. (PS: @CityBureaucrat has 2 prosecutor followers. Amazing.)

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@CityBureaucrat You just described every FAST team at every law enforcement agency/department in this country.

I had to tell my main group to stop begging out loud for the defendant to flee because it kept looking bad on body/dash cam.

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@CityBureaucrat Last summer I had to send a letter asking the Governor to help get my County get more Narcan kits because so many Methheads were dropping from Fent that my Sheriff's Office and EMS ran out of kits. We revive them, for me to charge them. James Joyce esk poetry

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@CityBureaucrat GOOD MORNING YOUR HONOR

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In the spirit of “you can just do things” I had professional work soles installed on my crocs.

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@Watchman_motto I showed my wife this tweet.

She wants to know where she can learn about making homemade cheese and where the pic on the rocks was taken. (we are also in MO)

PS: my wife also rocks a .38spl and it's scary how good she is with it.

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@cowbroker @jlauck1941 I've lived/worked across 1/2 of Nebraska and 1/2 of Kansas. I can confidently say this map pulled a classic statistician move of fabricating answers for everywhere outside of major metropolitan areas. If you say "soda" in Nebraska your license plate doesn't start with a number.

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@TheInsiderPaper @CityBureaucrat everything about this pic makes me think you made it

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@CityBureaucrat Cops vs. the Defense Bar

A tale as old as time.

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@RuralRadioNet Nebraska non profit planting 1 million trees in a country that is our chief Agriculture rival.

“Replacing” trees cut down by Brazilians expanding their agriculture.

1 million trees = instead could plant 10,752 trees in each Nebraska county.

But alas,

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@CityBureaucrat The virgin Big Law associate Slave. Dressed like a slob, ADHD, Gay, Alone, Depressed.

The Chad middle America small town lawyer.
Suit everyday because in court 4 days a week, Focused, Married, Father of 2 sons, Happy.

Which way Western JD man?

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@johnntremain @LGClaret Ethanol subsidies and blend quotas are the reason for field corn acreage being increased like crazy over the past decades. Sweet corn acreage hasn’t really changed drastically other than just matching the population increase.
(Nebraska Saturday Night tweets)

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@CityBureaucrat Billionaire Indian owning tons of exotic animals is the most believable part of the movie. (Maybe any movie)