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[Malowé @pmxlxisane]

The money sitting in my account must be so confused.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

*On FaceTime*

*Poor connection pops up*

Both people:

[small jewish mouse @akfarina_]

so this white boy was charging his Juul in my 11 am writing class. Our professor then gave us a writing warm up: Choose one person in the class, study them, and write a story about their morning. i ran with it ......

[ceo of bobbi morse @aosbobbimorse]

“Dora let me tell you how I met your mother. So basically I was at the bar with your uncle who knew the owner and he ordered me a glass of red rosé and I’m more of a straight beer guy you know what I’m saying? Then I saw this girl walk in and she was like crazy stupid fine”

[yesi @yeseniagarrcia]

I SAID TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS FUCKING SONG

[ashley @ashley_benek_]

read & rt if you have a pup!!

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Fake woke people

[pia @avenuesbizzIe]

I GOT A WHOLEASS HUG FROM MY BABY TODAY I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING @justinbieber

[nana @nanayoncee]

LMAOOO this the one 😂

[Nat @natdatcat]

🇺🇸

[Leak @wade_malik]

When this come on niggas don’t know how to act 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Where's the gofundme at? We can raise this in a weekend. https://t.co/wiFBRd4tWc