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@cozyhousecat @riotgamesmusic @riotgames That's an unnamed Yordle from the music video for Mortal Reminder by Pentakill

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"you don't know me, you don't know how many prongs and receptors I have."

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"Look I fondle my balls as much as the next guy."
@TheSlothProphet 2016

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"Just because I totally would lick my own semen off of another man's penis doesn't mean I'm obsessed with the male genitalia."

@UptownDunc

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"I love fucking kids"
@brightonkunce 2016

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"Cocksleeve is such a good word"
@UptownDunc 2016

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"I don't like @Jestaheim threating my holes"
@brightonkunce 2016

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"hey, incest doesn't apply to cats"
@UptownDunc 2016

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"What if a woman had such a large labia that she could flap them and fly?"
@UptownDunc 2016

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"what if dumbos ears, we're actually cunt flaps?"
@UptownDunc 2016

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"...Mate, can I...can I comb my dickjuice through your hair like shampoo?"
@UptownDunc 2016

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"Thanks much, mate. You can watch me jack off into Brighton's hair-glove."
@UptownDunc 2016

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Me "it's not gonna murder you"
@brightonkunce "yea, but it might hurt really bad"

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"I go up to a woman in a bar, put my hands on her chin, open her mouth,and burp right In there. Then she goes to Ben with me."
@UptownDunc

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"That's fine. So long as I can still passionately slide my dick behind his ears, I'm good."
@UptownDunc 2016

[Tailpipes Burgers @TailpipesWV]

What beautiful day for some free food! Follow @TailpipesWV and RT for a chance at a #FREELUNCH. Winner at 3pm.

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@UptownDunc "@brightonkunce I WANT TO CUM IN YOUR HAIR AND COMB IT THROUGH LOVINGLY"

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"I'm making up for all the gay guys in the world, I need to fuck as many bitches as possible."
Coworker.

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"you're not wrong, I'm basically a tumor my mom pushed out." @UptownDunc 2015

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"who knew your anus contained so much power!?"
Coworker about a horoscope