Abby

World Champion Royal blue. Raised in the University of Schottenheimer. Mahomes is my QB. #ENDALZ #BuryMeARoyal she/her

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

The Prince that was Promised

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #CHIEFSKINGDOM

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

He is NOT warming up Erceg...

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

The bullpen got a lead and held it? We can do that??

#HEYHEYHEYHEY

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

Get Q all the way out of KC.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

You have to hand it to the Royals: going on THREE separate six-game losing streaks by the end of May is genuinely impressive. But, of course, not unprecedented (they also did it in 2006).

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

From The Insiders on @NFLNetwork: #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes got his reward from rehab -- being on the field for OTAs.

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

The story of the game should be Bobby coming in clutch, and instead the bullpen wanted to remind us how bad it is.

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

Gross

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

ROBERT TO THE CORNER

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Within one 24 hour period, Trump:

- got out of a $100 million IRS fine
- secured "immunity" from all future tax investigations for his family and friends
- created a $1.8 billion slush fund for lawbreaking supporters
- was reported for likely insider trading worth nearly $1 billion

All of the obvious things to say about this are true. It's bad. Nobody even tries to defend it. The closest thing to a defense you get is something about how "but Democrats suck" and "woke was also bad," which is not a defense, but rather a kind of moral blank check made out to the administration to give them the right to do anything.

But what I'm most curious about is whether this sort of lurid corruption creates a countermovement that successfully returns government to rule of law or whether it's establishing a norm of executive imperialism that every future administration will use to achieve its ends, which can always be justified by the moral blank check of "the other side is worse, so let us do whatever we want."

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

Love you, Mom.

Happy Mother’s Day.

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

BOBBY WITT JR YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

[Jake Eisenberg @JakeEisenberg_]

Bobby Witt Jr. went home-to-home in *14.13 seconds (!)* on his inside-the-park home run.

[Stirrups Now! @uniformcritic]

George Brett everyone…

[Matt McMullen @KCChiefs_Matt]

Mansoor Delane was a unanimous All-American last year after tallying 13 passes defensed and two picks while allowing just 14 catches (and zero touchdowns!) on 357 coverage snaps.

Also committed a grand total of zero penalties last year.

LET’S GO!!!

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

Jac has a howitzer.

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

#HEYHEYHEYHEY

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

The Royals are the epitome of a swift kick in the pants.

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

The Kansas City Royals are such a disaster.

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

Man, they're bad.

[Abby @Outside_Corner]

Boy, if there were ever a moment that encapsulates the season thus far, it was that right there.