Bartol Cristof

Trapped between Evil and Powers.

[Bartol Cristof @OutsideChanges]

“$1 Quadrillion” Hallucinations

@CathieDWood: " $TSLA could be the first …$100 Trillion market cap.”

@elonmusk (response): "it isn't impossible.”

@Teslaconomics: “ $SPCX …a $100T company”

@elonmusk: “>$1000T now appears to me to be … possible”

($1 Quadrillion mkt cap!) 🤣

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@Amy787 “Remember Tesla investors wanting $TSLA to buy xAI … we waited … because of the Delaware courts.”
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DE blocked xAI buyout?

CEO Larry Page invested $900m in $SPCX & $GOOG now has $100 Billion unrealized gain. Why didn’t Tesla CEO @elonmusk do similar w/xAI (or SpaceX) yrs ago?

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@TeslaBoomerMama @Mark41825515557 “no but before 2028”
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You’re probably right about that … but the imminent Democrat congressional majority is chomping at the bit to intensely investigate @SPCX & $TSLA, and viciously attack @elonmusk (who AOC calls the “dumbest billionaire” ever).

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@TeslaBoomerMama “No more public comments needed from Elon, we don’t want to jinx it.”
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… which means he’ll likely publicly comment about it again … “The most entertaining outcome is the most likely.” 🤪

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@TeslaBoomerMama “Reuters: his endorsement already created a “mess” and could delay talks by weeks”
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Huh? What’s wrong with @elonmusk saying he thinks it’s a good idea? How can that possibly delay committee members?

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@RandyWKirk1 You can say, Who cares about specific percentage ownership in $SPCX cuz it will eventually be worth a lot, so 20%, 50% or 80% ownership is irrelevant. Sure, sure. Then if percentage really doesn’t matter, just give $TSLA shareholders a ginormous premium and 99.69% ownership. 🤣

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@RandyWKirk1 “they are looking at either a new hlding company or SpaceX buying $TSLA, which structure do you want?”
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Doesn’t matter.

More important: Relative percentage ownership, voting rights, $SPCX’s funding needs, stuff like that

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@RandyWKirk1 They’re pumping $SPCX, sandbagging $TSLA, then say ok, we’ll try to do better next time. They can send astronauts to ISS but can’t figure out how to do a decent earnings call after 1/4 century in business? Please. During CC as stock dropped, I posted: “Stop talking!” 🤪

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@GerberKawasaki Ross Gerber is a money manager who relentlessly bashes @elonmusk, $TSLA and $SPCX 24/7 on X, yet he says he still owns both stocks.

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@GerberKawasaki Ross, I didn’t know $SPCX owns FSD. $TSLA spent a decade developing FSD. How did SpaceX obtain FSD from Tesla? Ross, does SpaceX require Tesla to send all its FSD $99/mo subscription revenue directly to SpaceX? That doesn’t sound fair to Tesla.

I rely on Ross for my Tesla info.

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Wall Street & the stock market were not impressed with $TSLA earnings call.

[Bartol Cristof @OutsideChanges]

@RandyWKirk1 * Starshield
* launch
* Shanghai factories
* Starmind
* Starlink
* etc.

Democrat politicians are foaming at the mouth to intensely investigate @elonmusk, $SPCX and $TSLA.

If Dems regain Congress, watch out! 👀

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@niccruzpatane @Tesla “Ashok Elluswamy … VP of AI, said Tesla sees a clear path toward scaling to millions of Robotaxi vehicles over the next several months.”
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From 1,000 $TSLA Robotaxis to “millions” by January. That’s a 1000X in a few months.

“see a clear path” … heard that before … we’ll see

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$TSLA FSD, Robotaxi & Cybercab remain a closely-held military secret. Advertise? R u insane? We don’t need no stinkin’ ads! Passed a driving Cybercab & mentioned it to some people. They didn’t believe it had no passengers, steering wheel, mirrors, rear window nor gas/brake pedals

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@terafabulistic @munster_gene “Soon … nvidia fsd will be ready to go and anyone can just buy it”
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Yep! All automakers can just plug-and-play Nvidia FSD & they’re good to go! $TSLA spent a decade+ on it but Nvidia did it super-fast. Gary Black said all carmakers will soon have Nvidia FSD (table stakes).

/s

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@jim8068104 @JOBhakdi If @elonmusk’s $SPCX “doesn’t need $TSLA,” then why are the two companies working together on multiple huge joint projects?

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@chimeraslop @JOBhakdi Imagine if @elonmusk ($SPCX) were to offer $TSLA less than the 38% premium that Musk paid for Twitter. All hell would break loose in the Muskoverse. 🤪

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Wen $SPCX/ $TSLA merger? 🤔

What’s your best guess, @elonmusk? Oh snap, you’re not supposed to talk about that. 🤐 Sorry. Never mind. 🤪

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@RandyWKirk1 “Optimus … etc. were all huge profit drivers with big updates.”
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Yes, Optimus now likely not until sometime in 2028 based on what musk nebulously said. He’s always way too optimistic and he has admitted that in the past: Let’s call it “Elon time”

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@nymbusjp @mikepat711 “will take longer than they say …they are probably full of shit. Optimus will ship in 2028, not 2027.”
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Musk said that on their amateurish & dreary earnings call. He said something like, Optimus by late 2027 maybe longer. $TSLA Musk is always late (so ‘28) but not $SPCX Musk.

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@Amy787 “Retail … in favor of … merger.”
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Of course: $SPCX executives run professional, uplifting CCs while $TSLA CCs are gloomy & amateurish. Common denominator? Musk. That’s very strange.

SpaceX has a deep rock-solid exec team. Tesla has a revolving-door leadership merry-go-round.