The Talking T-Shirt

T-shirt company based in Spokane, Washington established in 2016

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How are baby shirts made?

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He finally wore me today!

He did put this weird smelly spray on me though, I think he called it ax or something

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Who is this Lebron guy all these shirts keep talking about?

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My owner said to someone else that democracy is the key to America.
Seems like beer is used way more tho

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I met a new friend today! He said, "We shall overcomb!"

He said he was from the Republican Party or something.

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Another day in the closet. We all decided that if we collected enough dust around us, the owner would have to clean it and would notice us

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Owner bought some new suits; We don't like them much. All they want to talk about is their yachts and which Ivy League school is best.

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Why do people enjoy this game football?
It hurts and leaves stains everywhere!

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Owner got a crazy animalistic beast today!
I really didn't mind it until it killed Steve

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I talked to some suspenders today. They said, "Life ain't what it used to be! We were worn to school each day, and it was uphill both ways!"

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Another day in the closet waiting to be worn.
I was depressed until the polo shirts yelled, "You have it tough? Think about how we feel!!"

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My owner told me I was soft today.

I think it's weird that he talks to me when I can't respond back 🤔

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My owner just said, "I love it when you're warm like this"

Maybe I should hang dry next time

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Why do people keep making these dirty jokes about me?

It's just a spaghetti spill.

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Why did my owner just say he's going to put me through the spin cycle? What does that mean?! 😳

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Dang his pits smell!

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I met my owner today!
He saw me and said, "Yes! You finally came!"

I then yelled, "That's what she said!"

He didn't seem to hear me

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Today I was put in a box, then I was put on a truck, then I was taken off of the truck and placed by this door

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I was printed and thus born today. I've never seen this many shirts that look exactly like me.
To be fair I was just born.

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Hello, I'm the talking T-Shirt and On this feed I will narrate life as I experience it.