*getting ready to head to the airport*
Dad: You need cash?
Me: for what?
Dad: Taxi
Me: Dad, it's uber now, everything is with credit card
Dad: *hands me $100*
Me: *realizing this is his way of saying I love you*
I'm giving out 2 Free tickets to my DC show on Friday. If you never been to my show and need a laugh this week, RT me and i'll DM you the ticket info ✌🏽
i'm giving out 2 Free tickets to my headlining show this Thursday at Room 808 in DC. If you never been to my show and need a laugh RT and i'll DM you the tickets 🎟