Miz M

I annoy teenagers by teaching junior and senior high school English in the cold recesses of Canada. My students say some weird shit.

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Student: You remind me of a famous fictional character.
Me: Really? Who?!?
Student: Professor Umbridge.
#teacherproblems #teachertragedies

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Well, I tripped over a cord and fell flat on my face in front of my 10th graders. #TeacherProblems #TeacherTragedies

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I still think there should be a dinosaur named the Thesaurus. And I imagine Thesaurus Rex would be badass with wordplay.

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Working on that Masters degree like whoa. #TeachersAreStillStudents

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

It's #WorldTeachersDay! Instead of hugging a teacher, buy that teacher a whole bottle of wine.

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

"Don't worry, Miz Teacher. I promise not to get silly with my willy." #AdventuresInSexEd #teacherproblems

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

If your first sex ed class doesn't begin with a question about anal beads, are you even teaching sex ed? #TeacherLife #teacherlols

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Working that first Monday back after spring break. #whereisthewine

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

I didn't think I would have to tell my Health class not to snort the sugar... #TeacherProblems

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

@HSTeacherinCA Yes sure they loves a stamp!

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

@karakay09 Treat. Yo. Self.

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Real talk: Teenagers still love getting stickers. #TeacherLife

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

What vessel of pure evil gave my 8th graders balloons? #teacherproblems

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Join in the conversation about mental health #bellletstalk

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

If you're in Canada, send a tweet for #bellletstalk

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Are you sure break is over? Really? My stomach flu disagrees. #teacherproblems

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

My bladder is grateful. #canbreaklastforever https://t.co/C6ANFuAGqr

[Sparkle Mama✨ @sparkle_mama_]

If I go missing this list is why #canbreaklastforever?

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

When your high school kiddies get the loudest clap at the Xmas concert. #TeacherWin

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

"Female Student doesn't have an ex. X-Box maybe."
-Gr. 8 student
#teacherhilarity #burnunit

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Not even a joke. #teacherproblems https://t.co/n0kqlVUSS5

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

.@melissafumero ❤️
honestly me though

[Miz M @OverheardWT]

Student: Miz Teacher, you make me cringe.
Me: Why?
Student: Just your face.
#teacherproblems