Greetings underlings, this is your Evil Overlord. This satirical account has been set up to highlight the issues that I would look to address once I assume power of this Britain that we call Great. The best part is if anyone disagrees; Hello! Evil Overlord!!!
@ClaireMax ๐ถJellicle cats are hot and buff
Jellicle cats show off their stuff
Jellicle cats ignore their haters
Jellicle cats eat mashed potatoes ๐ถ
@LaylaMoran It's this kind of attention to detail that makes you PM material. Your campaign material should just be a series of pictures showing how organised you are, including a perfectly stored set of Christmas tree lights with NO tangles!
@LBC your #EvilOverlord is backing @BorisJohnson to be PM again. Only he has the Gaul to keep the peasants and pions of this country under the boot of their betters, where they belong. Government is for the elite few, isn't it?
@trussliz Your #EvilOverlord wants to reassure you that you are doing a GREAT job! I'm not remotely sure what that job is, but you are clearly nailing it. Don't let the haters get you down my dude.
Interviews tend to be a bit boring, so your #EvilOverlord has decided from now on; if anyone in an interview gets called on their phone and we hear the ringtone or vibrations, that person MUST answer on speakerphone and take the embarrassment coming to them. @mrjamesob agreed?
@LaylaMoran He won't go, why would he? He is backed by supporters and voters who for them there is NO red line he and the Tories can cross that will make them admit they got it wrong and and put thier X anywhere else. This is modern democracy unfortunately.
@mrjamesob would you agree that nuclear weapons have nothing to do with "peace" as claimed, but are in fact more of a deterrent to resistance as demonstrated by Putin right now?
@2ndWinston @UKLabour How about we have a "white people's month" where we review everything that white people have TAKEN from the world? You Sir, are the reason we need things like LGBT or Black history month.
@LaylaMoran I stand part corrected; he found a way to apologise yet still not admit he was in the wrong. Quite impressive really, disgusting, but impressive.
@LaylaMoran Never gonna happen, that would require him admitting he was wrong and he appears to be incapable of this human trait. The real problem is he will continue to get away with it due, to a mixture of blind Tory loyalty and lack of viable opposition. Drastic change is needed.
@ClaireMax Would it be rude to ask your current neck, arm and thigh measurements and how much you gained on each of them? The pictures look like a big difference but the tape measure doesn't lie.