Schrodinger

Feeble Human servers, bow down before your (somewhat) benevolent Intergalactic Overlord and present your shoulders for sitting.

[Schrodinger @OverlordSchro]

So not only do I exist at the quantum level, but I am now also both a solid & a liquid! WORSHIP & FEAR ME! https://t.co/rCx0hBNeQN

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Nevermind.
I'm just going to kill it until it dies.

[Schrodinger @OverlordSchro]

What's on my head?!? GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF

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This will be catered with non-stop treats, right?!?

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Thanks to all the little people who blocked out the sun in honor of me. I am prepared to observe your offering.

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@jeremyellis Human server-all bread everywhere will be made like this from now on. To celebrate me. Make it happen. https://t.co/PnrT6uyEkK

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@jeremyellis Human server! Sometimes we all just need to get a little tipsy. https://t.co/1DJ5QpG3xb #amIright? #catwine #Ineedthis

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Apparently I am 1 of the 10 most important advances in physics in 2016. Quelle surprise.
https://t.co/74xwN8bZ9k

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And in other vitally important news...
https://t.co/hfNUKknqNM

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Human server! I will pose (briefly) like one of your French girls so you can create a raindrop cake of me. https://t.co/63ZVKWUQXG

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Here is an expedition to find the world's rarest cat! I am not so much a fan of water, but I don't judge (much).
https://t.co/jNX4Zbya77

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Here is my long lost cousin, found again after 10 years - the Arabian sand cat!
https://t.co/R9yFS0O0KO

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I am now ready for my trip to China!
(But I would not be tasty in a spicy Szechuan sauce!) #gristley

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As usual, Europe leads the way. We need to replace all advertising with pictures of cats! https://t.co/M0Bam2tCga

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Here I am, watching the magic TV window!
Oh, did you want to watch, too? Get your own window - I don't share.

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Look, I'm not getting out of bed unless I can get drunk and go back to bed. #WhatIsThePoint? https://t.co/6ZteUZ5mk1

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Duh. Obv we are using physics to attack & eat you, & to conquer the planet. https://t.co/Rq2nLaM7m2 #RewritingScienceAgain! #SmarterThanYou

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Aww. Tiny lil kitten travels 300 miles in a car bumper, becomes the mascot for an RNAS flight squadron! https://t.co/qbtOsvibh0

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No, I did not enter the show. It would have been unfair to the other cats. https://t.co/Q7jigaRphU #Supermodel #RunnerupIsFirstLoser

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A 'catwa'? Really ?!? Will someone tell this crank that we cats already dominate the interwebz and selfies? https://t.co/DKyw5llXzd