Overly Macho Man ™

Pain pills? You mean Bitch Mints?

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

Therapist? You mean bartender?

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

Caught a Pokemon. With his bare hands.

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You cut your hand open? The superglue is in the living room.

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

Kids, the secret of how to get huge muscles is: Drink lots of beer.

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Power hour? You mean power six hours?

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Icy Hot cream? You mean my jerking off lotion?

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

Milf? You mean Mif?

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Watches a documentary on lions, for hunting tips.

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Swim with dolphins? I swim with sharks.

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Steel wool? You mean my pubes?

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Chaser? They're right next to the tampons.

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Have I ever been in love? What am I, a hippie?

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That's my dick. Not my arm.

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

Shopping cart? You mean pussy wagon?

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

FBI? You mean boy scouts?

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Mustache? You mean pussy tickler?

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13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies.

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

Battle of the Bulge? You mean my winter vacation in 1944?

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Pick-up line? You mean giant bulge in pants?

[Overly Macho Man ™ @OverlyMachoMan]

Has heart attack. Walks it off.