I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
I was reading an article on what cats can and can’t eat and guess what the ad was in the article!?! Vagisil. Well played internet, well played. #crazycatlady
Last night/early this morning, my 2 yo kept farting in her sleep. With every blown biscuit she would smile with the occasional giggle. ‘Twas the cutest and smelliest entertainment. Kiddos can be heathens, but I pray I never forget these moments!
Most people on Fridays- “yay! It’s Friday! I’m going out and nursing a hangover tomorrow!” How I think on Friday’s- “Yes! I don’t have to deal with getting kids up and out the door at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow!”
I ask for the socks to get put in the hamper...I guess we don’t appreciate all the little things they/men do...and I’m like what? Holding the couch down?
The little boy LOL dolls are anatomically correct...was hoping my 2 yr old wouldn’t notice. She just came up to me, shoved the doll in my face and said look mom it’s his PP! Grooooooss! Why dey do that!?! No wanna see that!