Eliza Doolittle

Gin swigging, overworked punctuation pedant and love goddess. Come and worship at my coat tails...

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

‘The Falcon has landed’ Bloody hell, how utterly thick these people are. #bridgeoflies

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

Not a chance of Gus making it across. #bridgeoflies

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

Do these women not know what scrunchies or Alice bands are?! #bridgeoflies

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

This is really difficult! #bridgeoflies

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

I wouldn’t buy a skin product made by Karishma if it were the last skin product in the planet! #theapprentice

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

I wonder if Karishma actually owns any clothes that fit her? #theapprentice

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

Saban deserves a knighthood! #fourinabed

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

Does Karishma not possess a skirt that fits? #theapprentice

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

This lot have to be the worst in the history of the apprentice and that is REALLY saying something. #TheApprentice

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

@TonyFlavin0 Exactly! It’s not a rose at all!!

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

Thank god he’s gone. What a knob. #thefinishline

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

Jesus, this bloke is beyond irritating and utterly stupid #thefinishline

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

What a complete knob this bloke is. #thefinishline

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

@Gmackematix I mean the level of general knowledge required for this show is pretty low anyway but as usual, the celebrity version is dumbed down to an embarrassing level.

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

These questions are so easy, he can’t fail, surely?! #thefinishline

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

@Gmackematix Blimey!!!!

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

This bloke, whoever he is, is an absolute twat #thefinishline

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

@randomgrubber Agreed!

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

@princessmacd @Gmackematix Absolutely!

[Eliza Doolittle @OverworkedLady]

The ignorance of these apparent ‘celebrities’ is astonishing #thefinishline