Doordash your slop bowl. Get extra guac. Pay for it with Klarna. Default on the loan. Eat at your desk. Never stop looking at your screen. Create shareholder value.
-RECESSION TIPS-
• A 5lb bag of rice costs about $3.50 for around 8,000 calories.
• A 5lb bag of potatoes is about $2.50 for 1700 calories.
• A 1.75L bottle of vodka is $13 for 5700 calories.
For just $19, that'll get you over 2,200 calories per day for a whole week