Ole Whistlebritches

I am a weapon forged by the Dark Side. I'm into Bama football, comics, Star Wars, and Bourbon. Apparent offender of nancies. RTR, my people! #251 #MOB

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Itsawonderfulkindafeelin’

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Sam Darnold = BJ from The Righteous Gemstones.

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I feel like we are looking at an Indiana- Georgia national championship game at this point. Miami could sneak in there but Indiana is gonna make the cut from that side of the bracket. They just don’t make mistakes, and they have big play capability.

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I see a lot of people calling for an OL coach change. While I usually stay away from torch-bearing crowds, this is clearly needed. 5* talent shouldn’t regress over two years, and the O line has shown little improvement during Kap’s tenure. Most offensive issues are line related.

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It’s been about as bad a first half of football as the Tide could have played. Indiana has done everything right, credit to them. They’re disciplined and execute the game plan, which is a stark contrast to what the Tide is putting on the field today.

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Man, Miami is about to Choke-lahoma this game away

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@TRLsports @overrated_sec

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The game has everything… snap dropped by punter, missed kick from Me Automatic, Talty made two FGs…pick 6…long run…deep pass…Prothro-style acrobatics from Bernard…just everything.

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So dumb, should have just run and played field position.

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The recipe is simple. Pick up first downs. Run the clock. Profit.

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So excited to see Keeley playing this game tonight!

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@btbama22 It’s in our DNA.

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This is a defining series for the Bama offense. When your team needs you, you have to go down and score. Kill the clock, get 7.

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Grubby goes conservative with two consecutive runs to set up third and long. Result predictable. Another lost opportunity.

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Helluva defensive series by Bama…Kane has that pressure dialed in now.

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Keely is lookin’ like a monster out there…we may be seeing the emergence of a future star.

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Dear Sweet Lil’ Baby Jesus wrapped in his swaddlin’ clothes in your sweet lil’ manger, please forgive me for saying I didn’t think we were gonna win this game. I will offer penance of 12 Roll Tides and a full glass of Ardbeg OA.

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Look who found his deep ball…🤔😎

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Okay, second chance to keep momentum, a long clock killing drive that ends with 7 would be great right about now.

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I just don’t understand the multitude of dropped passes at this point. As a receiver, it’s literally your primary job. Catch the damn ball.