alice escamilla

Im a normal girl I like to think I'm funny but I'm probably not :D

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

Presenting the Princess #princess #middleeast #persian #cute #art #drawing #pen #ink #paper #artist http://t.co/JGg5BseCqj

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

Tim gunn just said janky.. I'm dead #ProjectRunway #Timgunn

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

I still love everyone I ever loved...

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

Let's just say last night was intense http://t.co/Ykttb0BN

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

Its a roundabout the whole backside is black from exhaust fumes its beautiful however

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

I once met a girl named Minh and I wanted to make her Minhe, I fell in love over a lunchable pizza..i can't get her off my mind..

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

im always dreaming about alligators!! I think I was secretly in love with steve irwin <3 I miss you my night in khaki armor :"(

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

ooommggggg I love me some @bedzle

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

chillinnnnn with my ninnjaaa @bedzle

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

What does on think about in the time span of merely 49 seconds ?

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

Had the munchies like shag and scoob ;O

[Aunt Diane @YourAuntDiane]

Tantric Sex Tip: Keep acrylics by your bed. Next time a bald man pleasures you create an abstract painting of your experience atop his head.

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

@rudaystone eden wood all the way baby!!

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

one time on the bus some old man showed me his nipple gauges...he said he killed nazis....

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

@gabbaaay the tv that you are in a relationship with
lol

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

@gabbaaay that dont lie and dont cheat!!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I love that little zone where the back of a woman's thigh becomes her bum. It makes me feel both fuzzly-wuzzly AND snoodlie-doodlie.

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

you know you're fat when you go to move from your bed and all you hear is the crinkling of cheeto bags #killmyself?

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

what kind of flower loves candy??.....taste buds!!!!! HOhohoHOhohoHO! :D

[alice escamilla @Owemeonekenobi]

@rick_mon yes yes i know