Owen Clexton

Beloit/ΣΧ Alum,

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’ll never understand it

[Starr⁷ 🪭is lost in the lights @hobabobahobi]

Can we also plant trees

[doomer @uncledoomer]

one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[bran @slugopolis]

i'm going to miss all the weird little animals, chilly summer evenings, fresh vegetables, all of it really

[Chris Bataille @bataille_chris]

Up until ~10 years ago, most boreal forest lightening strikes and human ignitions fell on damp ground, often damp from recent snow melt. Climate change has transformed this, turning the northern half of North America into a giant tinder box, where even the soil carbon can burn.

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oh yeah? well we have lettuce that makes you die of shitting your pants

[button man @low_airpressure]

LOCK EM UP

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

the thing abt climate change is that the earth will be fine, it always has been. it used to be a ball of volcanic ash and primordial soup. we however will not be fine

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Millennia of Irish ancestral blood memory kicking in when I boil my vegetables so that I don’t shit myself to death

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

there’s so much potential for good when you remove the greed for power and money

[Bizmit @Bizmit1]

How the US is gonna move after this

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

Was the ceasefire with Iran just to free up our bomber fleet for Freedom 250 flyovers?

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Anyone else remember being taught that America was a melting pot and that it was something to celebrate?

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

On this day in history: July 2, 1863, the Confederacy got its butt handed to it on a platter by a liberal arts college professor on sabbatical.

Don't mess with college professors.

[Classical Liberal Caucus @LP_CLC]

“But if he is heartily and singly loyal to this Republic, then no matter where he was born, he is just as good an American as any one else.���

Same man
Same speech