Patrick Owen

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

When your team is about to win then Argentina pulls 2 goals out of their ass in 10 minutes

[Mundo Despectivo @MundoDespectivo]

**JAJAJA ARGENTINA ELIMINADA**

– El cabrón de Enzo Fernandez en el 90:

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[Roger Seheult, MD @RogerSeheult]

My wife discovered this years ago.

[Beeka @beekaberryt]

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

[Gene CW: CR: @Onikogami]

When your a good listener, but not a good responder

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Notice how they're not killing the journalist:

Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1

[Rori 💖 @slytherin_qveen]

Gli stati uniti d'America

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[TM @RealTrouble_Man]

250 years is a nice round number to end things

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my immune system when I start making a bit too much progress in the gym

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[👑 Royal Intel @RoyalIntel_]

This is equivalent to Jeffrey Epstein joining the board of child safety.

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Hoy el Súper bowl se ve así:

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

[KPININI @kpininimemes]

Cuándo es tu día libre y vez a tu mujer con una cinta métrica y un taladro en la mano