Owen

🇺🇸 MADE IN AMERICA 🇺🇸 Quantum Human. Parody Account. Masculinist. Savant. Red pill the world 🌎

[Owen @OwenShroyer]

Happy as hell to not be in jail right now! Good thing there aren’t any laws against getting hammered with my best bud

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

Owen Shroyer is a legend

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I don’t have a treehouse

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Best hiding spot from FBI & DOJ. Need some patriot opinions

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No no no no no!!! This can’t be happening!!!

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@Herbert71138037 nooooo :(

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Donald Trump if you can see this message please save me from these Satan worshiping demons

[Owen @OwenShroyer]

I’m completely hidden under my bed with some snacks and my Nintendo switch.

The FBI and DOJ are at my house knocking on my front door. If they force entry and search for me they’ll have no idea where I am.

They want to take me to prison but I can’t let that happen.

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@Justintnt41 I’ve been sleeping more and more every night and feeling groggy early in the morning until I open a window and air my house out.

I know they’ve been releasing some sedative gas in my home to keep me asleep longer.

Once I get the new security system up I’m going to find out why

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the crooked FBI DOJ & NASA have been spying on me via microphones hidden in my walls.

I can hear the mics buzzing and I’m currently tearing out all my drywall.

The microphones are moving through the walls and I haven’t been able to catch one yet.

I’ve never seen this before

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They’re trying to give me the death penalty.

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Patriot is the new n word

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I feel good enough to driiive like. But every one says I drank tooo muxh. I’mma going to drive any way cus I’m not even drunk

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I was on my way to the infowars studio to report on a number of unseen Ukraine clips when this woman on her phone sideswiped me. I’ve gotta go see Alex to snatch this clip up, but first imma smack this bitch up cause she scratched my pickup

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Just brushed my teeth for the first time in weeks. I can’t believe some of you chumps do this everyday

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Just took a vitamin D pill but pretended I got captured by Russians and I was killing myself with a cyanide pill as to not risk being tortured or providing information that would lead to American deaths. Pretty traumatizing stuff but I’m just getting prepared. Who knows

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Russia is like a tumour growing on Ukraine and their future doesnt look bright. My dog had a tumour and we put him down so he didnt suffer. The Ukraine takeover by Russia is inevitable. America should metaphorically take Ukraine to the vet, and literally off the face of the earth

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I thought Ukraine was already part of Russia. what the hell is going on over there

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Today I learned I can drive while asleep … I drank a 60ml INFOWARSlife Down N’ Out while driving on I-20 and blacked out the whole way home 😂 definitely trying again

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I just got out of a consultation for a life-size solid brass Kyle Rittenhouse statue for my home. SO EXCITED to finally get started on what will take my man cave to the next level

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Nasty Pelosi can shut her ass up. End of story