The longest, dullest drive a Midwesterner can endure.
A Midwesterner is someone who lives in or comes from the American Midwest, a region that typically includes states such as Illinois, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Indiana, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota, and South Dakota.
The term is often associated with stereotypes of people being friendly, polite, hardworking, and down-to-earth, with strong ties to small-town life, agriculture, and traditional American values.