Owlier Than Thou

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads—they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.

[UK FREEDOM 🇬🇧 @UKFREEDOMUNITE]

65,000 followers away from 1 million 😵‍💫😭😵‍💫😭

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[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@DeathSquadCdr Did they really start escorting him without removing his mask?

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@NBCNews So…up to now living in a trailer park was Shangri-La?

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@NancyMace Well you might if your whole culture was based on fraud.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@LetsFindOut16 @markwgilson @Stillwater834 I work for a MN company but work remotely (out of state) and it doesn’t apply to me.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@redheadranting Uh, honey? I’m going out with some friends tonight, can I bring my balls?
Why? What are you doing?
Uh, just talking guy stuff. No big deal.
No. No fucking way. Your balls will just lead to you saying privileged white male stuff.
Yeah, you’re right. Never mind.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@MnDreamin_3 How does his head even fit under that low roof?

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@StarTribune Every day in City Hall is pretty much a drag show.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@ZacksJerryRig The vacuum in your thermos is not -250 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@fiago7 This makes for a great weekend. Some of the best music you will ever hear…

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@IsaacHayes3 You are either a pretty good satire account or a complete retard.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@Breaking911 @Mrgunsngear Or some of them…

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@NBCNews Well that’s a buzz kill…

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@JesterJum

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@kare11 28th & Nicollet is not Uptown. That’s the hood.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@nicksortor Panthers, hippos, whatever…

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Karmelo Anthony’s parents wanted their son to live in a gated community, and now he will. So it all worked out for them in the end.

[Owlier Than Thou @OwliestOne]

@AJEnglish Ask your doctor if Hormazgan is right for you.

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@MayorFrey “Monitoring the situation”

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@StraightUpBlack @NBCNews Don’t wanna known where you put that rainbow fist…