God’s Favorite Mistake

I met Jesus one time, when I died. He flicked me off and sent me back to Earth

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

And then I threw up….office nap coming in one hour

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

I wanna eat this edible but it might put me down for real

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

The old heads had me outside…I’m hoping shorty is at the deli and in a good mood today cuz I need a hookup

[songs you need. @rarehitz]

she wants to move - n.e.r.d. (2004)

[CBR @CBR]

One of the most beloved mecha titles of all time is about to make a long-overdue comeback, and fans couldn't be happier about it. https://t.co/Gg2tFlvvPG

[janisee @JaniseeAileen]

just secured 1,000 toys from Toys for Tots for the children in the shelters i oversee. this brings me JOY!

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨

Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet

[SoxNerd @SoxNerd]

Good morning #WhiteSox fans! GAME DAY!

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

We outside

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Wearing a suit for the governors appearance today.

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

Instantly folding for Pam, but Pam before or after the cocaine.

[mia moore @aydiosmia]

bring me Pam big freak ass.

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

Kinda wanna pin this post cuz who the fuck knows

[I Guess We Both Reached Our Goal @ChiSoleCulture]

If the White Sox win the World Series imma get married.

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

@LostLandsMayor Smoking on that Astros Pack

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@LostLandsMayor Sure does

[God’s Favorite Mistake @OwlSenor]

@LostLandsMayor You better call your boy aka my brother he over here sounding like a non believer

[Herb Lawrence @Ecnerwal23]

That’s a #WhiteSox ALWC winner

One more to go

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

ABUNDANTLY BLESSED