Allison

Sentimental animal

[Allison @Owlserviced]

Adding something you've already done to the list so you can strike something off and gain momentum

[gabriel @gabriel1]

making todo lists is the craziest life hack wow

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@pixero00 @mkwitzke @Aella_Girl of course they would, I just don't see how that makes it an appealing option for the donor

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@mkwitzke @Aella_Girl Also, that already exists, for free, in the form of "being a sperm donor"

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@Aella_Girl Woman into bungee jumping not into being pushed off a cliff shocker

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@LeeKurtiss @default_friend Not that it matters to the human part of the debate, but animals abandon their offspring for a whole variety of reasons in the wild. Or eat them. Or ignore them while their siblings kill them.

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@Woman4W @NimkoAli I got a lash lift! I was tired of feeling hot and huge and baggy it was nice to have my face look cute in all the new baby pics

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@Romy_Holland @waif0000 I like this take but am possibly experiencing salty confirmation bias

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@Romy_Holland @waif0000 Hah I cook my own food but a teaspoon of salt doesn't sound like that much spread out over the day. I do like salty food though!

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@Romy_Holland @waif0000 Are you worrying about salt content? Very big on no added salt at all where I am but I'm considering relaxing this a bunch for ease of sharing

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@Romy_Holland @univrsw3th4rt tbf it sounds like he was not that into her to make that decision like that

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@cursesinvogue Do you have a link for this? Not a case I recall passing my timeline

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@MiriVinni Truly the more impressive trick is meeting someone at an orgy and then being monogamous (unless Romy is working with the "group sex is a couple's activity" version of monogamy which is more common than you'd think)

[Allison @Owlserviced]

Some crucial indentation of my waist has reappeared postpartum and I feel like twice as slim as a week ago

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@selentelechia @MorlockP I can't help you with your problem but the woodwork on your stairs is gorgeous

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@adastroworld @MiriVinni Yeah I actively was not delusional, I wanted to be in a relationship. Also I didn't meet many commitment-quality guys until my later 20s, although I lived in a big city which tends to shift those timelines later.

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@MiriVinni I think I could have used the advice to dramatically increase the effort I put into my own attractiveness and stop wasting my own time wishful thinking with guys who were kinda meh about me

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@potatoslav @peterawolf I'm a temperature based wine drinker, red when it's cold, white when it's hot

[Allison @Owlserviced]

you can just make ceviche

[Allison @Owlserviced]

Does anyone else get the sensation that pooping literally exorcises badness from your body or is that just a me thing

[Allison @Owlserviced]

@Romy_Holland stay in one of those glass igloo domes that are like a grand a night