MikeKinsellaFromAmericanFootball Ma

big idiot

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In 2020, I will grow 2 ft. Thank you.

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Which material for a santa outfit?

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I hate small toilets

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Mash up of Have You Met Miss Jones the standard, Me and Mr Jones by Amy Winehouse, and Mr Jones by Counting Crows

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When I win bingo, it’s over for you hoes.

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How did they get antonio gates and shawn merriman on the bachelor????????

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@thenewbigred My only concern is that it sounds like soggy city m’lord

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If Kliff and Keim get fired before next season, I don’t think it will happen until after Hard Knocks: In Season is done. I don’t think Bidwell would allow that kind of coverage. I mean I would love to see it though. That would be some spicy ‘tent.

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Had a good time watching Ticket to Paradise. But more importantly it is a great montage of Julia Roberts sporting sick jumpers/rompers.

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Cartel Coffee has been listing the “vibe” associated with each of their locations on their website. It’s always some celebrity doing some activity. See screenshot for example. Cringe cringe cringe.

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Oh I’m talking about the third movie

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While on the time travel journey, Harry thinks his dad conjures the patronous and Hermione’s saying that’s impossible. After Harry saves himself, the dialogue is such that Harry mansplains how the time traveling thing works. Hermione responds that she doesn’t understand.

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Wtf is with this writing? I don’t believe for a second that Hermione didn’t understand. Don’t give Harry this pass.

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Harry Potter is so bad at sneaking around in the invisibility cloak.

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Ice cream is just spicy milk

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This Halloween I’m going to love myself and be myself.

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Rebra (red striped zebra-centaur but specifically Reba)

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Nice dad! (Said in the same tone of voice as if you were saying “Nice car!”)

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@twothirdschrist This statement is absolutely correct

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There is more slap bass playing in Britney Spears’ music than I expected. I didn’t expect there to be any.