Abi Randall

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill'.

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@clairerees123 Loool this has come up on my Timehop and o wanna know what it is

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@clairerees123 it's quite sexy tho

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@BoomtownFair can we bring bell tents?

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@MotelRocks I have dm'd you my Hermes non delivery paper all signed :) thank you!

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@MotelRocks I haven't received my parcel but it says it's been delivered

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@LidlUK our bag of parsley is all full of weeds. Fans of everything you do but that's a bit of a let down.
Also bring back Choco softies.

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@ComedyCentralUK @truTVjokers @SalVulcano why don't you show double episodes of new impractical jokers anymore? #oneisnotenough #more

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@stephaniepratt what happened to your Chanel necklace that you were wearing at the "party" in this series first episode??

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Enter to win a trip for 2 to Mexico, USA or Europe with TourRadar & Contiki - #AuthenticTravel #gotouring https://t.co/y5lXRqBcx9 #GoTouring

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Just saw a bee, wtf

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Just got asked if I was famous on the train #maybe

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@_JamieAndrews I'll fb you my number and we can liaise :) x

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@_JamieAndrews @GCSEProbIems hahaha ALWAYS! Need to see you soon!! ❤️

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@clairerees123 ily ily ily ❤️❤️ you're amazeeeee xx

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I don't wanna get out of bed tooooo early

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@grimmers you look like Wallace from Wallace and gromit

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My head is gonna explode and orange juice is gonna go everywhere probs

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@NICKIMINAJ is a dick

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@KylieJenner u jealous

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@Oxabe help me

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@Oxabe it came up underlined wtf