rape recap:
- brian armstrong changing his pfp, spawning a 30m runner, changes it back 12 hours later and fuds memecoins
- robinhood insider trading / frontrunning cashcat listing, 100m selloff
- CZ "accidentally" burning the wrong marscoin, sending a 60k shitter to 30m and pvping the main coin listed on binance alpha & aster
- cobie edging on 2 coins, choses neither and follows basecat (then follows LFI immediately after, causing it to -50%)
- ansem launching a launchpad, then instantly calling a coin not on the launchpad
onchain jesterfest, probably overdue for a hard reset