ポケモンカードゲームをプレイするAIを開発するKaggleコンペ「The Pokémon Company - PTCG AI Battle Challenge Simulation」で、6,807チームのうちPFNのチームが14位、最高ランクの金メダル🥇を獲得しました!🎉
https://t.co/40CJyLgyox
🚨🚨 BREAKING: A new model just dropped and NOBODY is talking about it. 🤫
Dopamine-6.7 🧠⚡
I spent 72 hours testing it. (Couldn't stop. That's the benchmark. 📈)
Not OpenAI. Not Anthropic. Not Google. 🤖❌
It ships pre-installed on 2 billion Gen Z brains. 📱🌍
What it can do is INSANE: 🤯
Processes a 15-sec clip in 3 secs — then skips it anyway ⏭️💀
Reward-hacks its own user 24/7 🎰🔄
Runs a gacha subroutine on every notification 🔔💸
Recursive self-improvement: every scroll makes the next scroll faster 🌀📉
Context window: 8 seconds (down from 12 last quarter 📊🔥)
Zero safety evals. Zero opt-out. Already deployed. ☠️✅
RIP deep work. RIP intros. RIP chapter two of any book. 🪦🪦🪦
And here's the scary part... 😰
This is the WORST your dopamine loop will ever be. 📈🚀
Most people have no idea what just happened. 🤯
Bookmark this. 🔖 (You won't reread it. That's the point. 💀)
Follow me for more models running on YOU. 🧠🫵🔁