There was a coup attempt in China yesterday, but Xi received intelligence two hours before the incident and has since arrested nearly 3,000 people, including military personnel and their families!
SNL just commented on ICE during Weekend Update:
Michael Che: "I get that ICE agents are people...allegedly...and they have a job to do, but at some point while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop to ask yourself, 'Are we dicks?'"
Dr. Gladys West, the Black mathematician whose brilliance made GPS possible, has passed at 95. Born on a Dinwiddie County farm during the Great Depression, she overcame segregation to become a scientist and map the world—literally. May we never forget her legacy or the path she paved for generations of mathematicians.
🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old immigrant from Uganda, just made history as the first Muslim, first South Asian, and youngest in a century to become Mayor of New York City.
He was sworn in alongside his wife minutes into the new year of 2026 by NYS AG Letitia James.
Starting at 1% in the polls, @ZohranKMamdani pulled off one of the great political upsets in modern American history.
Yes. We CAN create a government that represents working people and not the 1%.
I look forward to working with Zohran as he builds a city that works for all.
At least 26 billionaires have spent millions trying to stop Mamdani from becoming New York’s next mayor on Tuesday. More surprising are the two billionaires who stepped up to support the frontrunner.
Read more: https://t.co/F3UNTagQF6
Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A