Боря/Борис

Proud parent of a future honor student

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

Twitter is full of blue checks, but where are the blue balances? 🤔

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

What’s Mike Shinoda mad about lol

[Saul Williams @SaulWilliams]

I ain’t reading all that. Free Palestine

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

Maybe I’m a dirty commie but I don’t think news about a local heatwave should be behind a paywall

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

My policy is the best honesty

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

@heartbtea 2nd pic feels like east bay. plz dm the spot 😭

[Боря/��орис @oyveyBK]

Happy birthday to all my Mexican friends

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

I was planning on eating lunch but my AirPods died

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

I know every single rap lyric but I can only say half

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

#NewProfilePic

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

Physical therapy is when you see your psych in person

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

Sippin’ on ginger juice (laid back)

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

Still can’t believe Stockholm Syndrome is a city

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

23andMe should have a dating feature. Let me explain 🧵

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

Accidentally deleted an email, proceeded to smash the compose button, and think I pressed “undo” in time. But there’s no way to know because idk what I deleted and nothing in an inbox matters

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

As if the imperial system wasn’t enough, the US also has streets named North Main Street South

[Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin]

Loneliness is hitting men the hardest

But the solution isn't AI girlfriends or the metaverse

Here's 7 reasons why all men should consider joining the mafia:

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

As a self-education project during lockdown I wanted to see if I could mimic a brand’s advertising style

Anyway, I made this, happy birthday Grimace or whatever

[Боря/Борис @oyveyBK]

It’s crazy how every real hobby costs exactly one thousand dollars now

[ProPublica @propublica]

A Chicago cop got out of 44 tickets by saying over and over that his girlfriend stole his car.

And it worked.

All 44 times, his tickets were dismissed. 👇🧵