Oz

[MAH @matissearmani]

Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨🗣️ Rooney on Frank: “I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my head in.

“We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant”. #MUFC [@NoTippyTappyPod]

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Throwback to Onana’s pre-game routine with Amorim’s GK coach 😂😭😂

[Magic hat 🎩 @themagic_tophat]

Is anyone else’s feed full of Man U fans talking about how much better they are than Arsenal and how they’ll beat us tomorrow?

I’m seeing combined XIs with 6-7 Man U players in them.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🇧🇷🕺😄

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Virgil van Dijk: “The first goal I think it was a difficult ball to judge in the circumstances. The wind was tricky”.

[Oz @Oz_Moore]

@TouchlineX Why’s Pogba on this list ?

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Ayden Heaven won 100% of his duels, completed 94% of his passes, made 8 clearances and committed 0 fouls in Man United's 1-0 victory against Newcastle.

A perfect defensive performance 💪

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

7/7.

[Darren @nsno_83]

10/10 tv moment. Nearly had to crack a can open.

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

The coasting after scoring is an infection that has to be cleaned out. It’s the same as only waking up when conceding.

[G @Gideoomatic]

7 games, 6 losses

[KayGee. @KayGeeSnazz]

Fuck your padel. Who remembers when JJB literally had 10 pitches inside, full every day of the week where the real ones grew up.

Games gone.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Harry Maguire with a MASSIVE header to send the away end wild! 😱

[Ahmedd🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

the man who made me fall in love with football

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Rubén Amorim plays 5 defenders (and Ugarte) but his team can't defend. Spends £200million on 3 forwards but his team can't attack. Keith Andrews's Brentford join virtually every other PL team in outcoaching. Every single measure of Amorim's tenure has been catastrophically bad.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@wilsonp911 Nope. I think I got paid 500 grand to insult weirdos, luvvies & perverts 😂

[United Vault @UtdVault]

David Beckham free-kick in Manchester derby at Maine Road - 2000

1:36 into the game 💨

[Lew @LewVisualss]

I’m sorry I dont care how much he fits into the system, Mainoo should never be on the bench watching Ugarte play football.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

If I fucking speak