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@Thefactsdude 1/5th of her blood was alcohol...

Her blood was literally over 20% alcohol by volume. (Aka 40 proof)

Her blood was more alcoholic than some actual alcoholic drinks. For comparison, Mickey's brand malt liquor is only 5.6%.

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@eagleseyeinc In martial arts they say "a master is a person that has failed more times than you have ever tried."

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@moth_pirate And they were all tripping their clit's off of ergot..

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@iamthecat69 But also, people aren't having enough kids and it's going to depopulate the earth to a dangerous level...?

So make more humans but also get rid of half...lol

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@onlineinsane Doesn't he know cheats have to suck a dick for 60 seconds?

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@PasdareIran @deusimpera I got a book where spiderman tells Mary Jane that he is spiderman....must be legit.

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@FightKarnivore You ever kick a fat bitch in the gut? It's quite liberating...

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@DeIudedShaniqwa She looks more like Rapunzel's Jewish mom if she had straight hair...

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@BasedBandita So they're comparing themselves to a chimpanzee?

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@PasdareIran @deusimpera Whoever is an enemy of Batman should know that he is the dark wing of justice.

So, did I just announce I am personally Batman? If so, what am I talking about him in the third person?

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@BasilTheGreat @Telegraph Only if they give up banging 8 year olds for Lent.

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@DBalloonBandit @jasonjamesbnn Everyone's a badass until an untrained person sticks his thumb in your eye socket.

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@itispsychomath You also burn cow shit in your kitchen to cleanse it...

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@realMAG1775 How do you break someone psychologically to rebuild them as a new person (a soldier), when you avoid hurting their feelings?!?

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@redvelations What about those of us that don't follow game theory? We just run around randomly and kind of ignore the story or directions the game gives us...

I once played Skyrim in front of my girl and 4 minutes in she left saying "you're not even playing it right!" Lol

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@GoblinPawnBrok1 @trad_west_ To be against God implies you think there is a god at all to be against.

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@toritito Flicking the bean, slapping the carp, shucking the oyster, bushwhacking, parting the veil...

Maybe you all just aren't trying hard enough...lol

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@WholesomeMeme My family has learned that it takes me 4 minutes to get ready. They can be getting their keys and heading to the door and I'll get up and start getting ready, and still beat them to the car.

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@KILLTOPARTY "if you ever interrupt me while I'm disciplining the children again, I am going to move you into a motel 6 and take the keys to your car. I love you, but shut the fuck up."