i need restaurants & dessert shops to stop naming dishes some bullshit that I have to say out loud man I'm not fucking ordering "you're berry bluetiful" fuck off
korean tea place near me has a flavor that's just "bts" no further description and it just looks like butterfly pea and food coloring in sparkling water
also had to train my managers/help make the other half of our products on the fly while trying to pump out 48 cheesecakes before opening since I was the only baker there today man if I don't get any days off this week and end up working 14 days in a row I might forreal lose it
our head chef got in an accident on the way back from his 2 week trip so we're understaffed longer+ coworker called out with a fever
AND I cut myself on a SHELF right at the end of my shift so now theres a loose flap on my finger
just come on and Shoot me bruh just fucking Do it
I think I forcefully ejected any memories I had of steam powered giraffe and all I remember is that someone I met on an MMO in like 2013 told me it was their favorite band and now watching this evokes the same feeling as watching my house getting bombed
A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight