🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐

He/Him
Ouhhhhhghgggg

19🚬🐺

Lurking?

[૮iel﹒﹒⁄⁄͈ . ᴗ͈ ꒱ა @ripkazimir]

whenever i accidentally click the grok button i feel like i just killed off humanity for the next 33 years

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Can we discuss how we somehow went from "You cannot use Wikipedia as a source because anyone could've written that!" to "You can use this AI, that will not disclose where the hell it got the information from (most likely from a random ass websites comment section), as a source"?

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Only pussies say “sped up”
Real men say Nightcore

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Itd be so easy to be a vampire today. Like nobody would know- Fangs? Body mod. Cant have garlic? Allergic. Sensitive to light? Skin condition. Drinking blood? Ur just a little freaky, like itd be so easy😭

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Wow, i have alot to do today, i should really get started on that
*scrolls through twitter*
*scrolls through twitter*
*scrolls through twitter*
*scrolls through twitter*
I should go do that thing
*scrolls through twitter*
*scrolls through twitter*
*scrolls through tw

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Dont let BIG WOKE convince you that you have “OCD”!
BIG WOKE wants you to think that being HYGIENIC is “MENTAL ILLNESS”, dont listen to their AGENDA.
Eating “finger food” with a fork is NORMAL. Washing up to your elbows every time you take out the trash is CLEAN.

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

When you finally beat that fuckass level of that fuckass obby

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Being white is like being a human mood-ring, except almost every emotion is just red. Sad? Red. Excited? Red. Mad? Red. Laughing? Red.

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

I got that “dawg” in me and–SQUIRREL!!!

[aristotle ☆ #CastielPrequel🪽 @iloveblobfish]

gay person: im gay

autistic person: im autistic

that one gay and autistic friend: you should watch supernatural

[lumi @sacklumi]

clicking in and out of a youtube video 12 times to avoid watching one ad #Outmyfuckingway

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

You will be in a dead silent room with 5 other people and THAT’S when your body decides it’s time to have hiccups.

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Obama asking Trump for consent in the oval office late at night: “Uhh, let me in rear?”

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

I got that “dawg” in me and it needs to be put down.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

I’ve had more peer pressure to use AI than I’ve ever had to use drugs.

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Seeing fanart from people who dont quite know how to draw any man over 26 so every older character is infant smooth😭😭
That is NOT DABABY!!!!

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Robot-fucker with a foot fetish: “digital footprint? Wow🤤”

[🍓ᡣ𐭩𖦹P4RT33𖦹ᡣ𐭩🫐 @P4RTEE]

Its always two mentally ill bitches telling eachother “no i do that too thats probably normal”