Patrick Bateman

Harvard ‘84
Pierce and Pierce VP

[Patrick Bateman @P_Bateman13]

I’ve got to return some videotapes

[Patrick Bateman @P_Bateman13]

@FeelsGuy2003 For about a millennium

[Patrick Bateman @P_Bateman13]

@sola_chad The thief showed true repentance and acceptance in his last moments, and was saved by the grace of God according to his ability to repent. Before you point to the thief as a rule, ask yourself if you have repented as fully as he did

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@Sherard_Bowser @basedethos Maybe we can save oxygen by executing them with a guillotine

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@FeelsGuy2003 Pinesap, agreed that Dawkins is a retard, but how is this different than Epstein’s proximity to Pope John Paul II and the Vatican?

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@basedethos Based. 2 Corinthians 8:9 🔥

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@Loverism__ Clearly bait, but I feel compelled to call you a faggot regardless. Stay in Pakistan

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@aaronm0412 Pretty sure I watched yours get drawn. Guy had no mercy

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@Mericamemed Alright Putin just hit the button

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Loved the new Frankenstein movie. And the book, it turns out, is the only book I’ve read that was written by a woman

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The fact that through 2 seasons, a movie, and a revival season, Special Agent Dale Cooper never invokes the name of Jesus Christ shows that he really doesn’t know shit about esoteric truth or astral realms #twinpeaks

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Sometimes I casually drop uncalled for, psychotic lines around friends so if I need to use an insanity plea someday the people close to me can say there were signs

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I do not love pong APRIL FOOLS

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I like these fucking big light switches

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Why can’t you google “where is my (lost item)?”

[Patrick Bateman @P_Bateman13]

The inside out characters are all having dirty sex in my head and it is hard to focus!!!

[Patrick Bateman @P_Bateman13]

Did you know? Your mom doesn’t actually need your help right now, she just hates seeing you comfortable and enjoying yourself #livingathome

[Patrick Bateman @P_Bateman13]

2012 Trump would have the best tweets about Taylor and Travis. From now on I will try and replicate what they would be

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@chappedstick69 Houdini the way he disappeared and nobody noticed

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The worst part about discovering I’m a sex addict is realizing I would be the first in the crew to jump in and be eaten alive by sirens

[Patrick Bateman @P_Bateman13]

Intermittent fasting (woke up too late for breakfast) so I can cut harder (so the snus hits harder)