Phil

Space Explorer, Sleep Expert, Comedy Addict, I'm not a Doctor and I don't play one on TV, Practicing Father and Husband, King of the Mole People

[Phil @P_Web79]

Proud to be the 47,752nd 😎 on @BackerKit for Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG + Unstoppable. https://t.co/BWc7lYO3O2

[Phil @P_Web79]

Proud to be the 47,752nd 😎 on @BackerKit for Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG + Unstoppable. https://t.co/BWc7lYO3O2

[Phil @P_Web79]

@dumbdragoncast #ChristmasInFebruary2024

[Phil @P_Web79]

I just ordered online from DRAKE'S FLORENCE! https://t.co/TuJjq932MP #orderonline

[Phil @P_Web79]

@SarahBWitkin @_starktrek_

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

The flavor stack takeover has begun. This is not an ad. [ad] @Pringles

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

Vince Neil with subtitles...
Fucking hilarious

[Phil @P_Web79]

#BlackCobra

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@BogartsShows waiting for #sirNoFaceLives

[Phil @P_Web79]

Love a tall house. #painterProblems #makeAmericaPaintAgain

[Phil @P_Web79]

Weekend forecast:
Mostly drunk with a chance of Horny!
Ladies dress accordingly, men take your raincoats.
#memorialdayweekend2017

[Phil @P_Web79]

Amazing! Just amazing.
https://t.co/Z116ZKJIKY
#BohemianRhapsody #guitarIsLife

[Phil @P_Web79]

@Kristileenews @chickmcgee1 @bobandtom @ThatJoshArnold what about "Chick McGee The Jock Strap". Just throwing it out there

[Phil @P_Web79]

@NateMaingard Yeah, a "friend". Right.

[Phil @P_Web79]

7 Harsh Truths That Will Make You A More Powerful Person: https://t.co/sJ2prxJ0v0 via @StumbleUpon

[Phil @P_Web79]

7 Harsh Truths That Will Make You A More Powerful Person: https://t.co/sJ2prxrpDs via @StumbleUpon

[Phil @P_Web79]

Despite popular belief, common sense isn't all that common. #thoughtOfTheDay

[MRC Video @mrcvideo]

You heard it from them! @morningmika just claimed that it is the media's job to tell you "what to think."

[Phil @P_Web79]

@CocaCola thanks for blocking the road this morning. #badDriver