George Carlin’s analogy will always be top tier. The politicians we have don’t come from far, they are the same people we have in our families, classrooms and churches. We’re just bad people and it is what it is.
“To start Akara business doesn't take a lot of money. To start roasting corn and kuli-kuli doesn't take much. We didn't give them a loan, we gave them a grant. We have encouraged Nigerians as best as we could.”
- First Lady Remi Tinubu
A young man known as Sheihu has reportedly died in the Savanna Region, after allegedly stabbing himself during an attempt to demonstrate spiritual powers at an event held as part of Salaga’s annual Fire Festival celebrations.
He reportedly sustained critical injuries and was rushed to the Salaga Government Hospital but was later pronounced dead.
[📸: Boresa Media]
@placeb__0 If we’re gonna take it literally like that then Gyok is still better, we bought him to score and he was our top scorer, we won the PL finally and we went to a CL final after he came. Alvarez has been nothing short of a disappointment. He hasn’t done anything for Atletico.
Julian Alvarez Update
If you remember, I stated there was another attacker I chose to keep anonymous. That player was indeed Julian Alvarez. The reason I said it was sensitive was because one of our players (Gyökeres) was potentially involved but let me just provide the facts for Arsenal fans. To my understanding the following statements are 100% factual.
• The players dream is Barca (personal terms agreed already)
• Barca have always wanted Julian to go public with his desire to force Atleti's position
• Atleti are adamant they will not to sell to Barca and would rather sell abroad but it wont stop Barca from trying
• PSG to my understanding left the race due to Campos / Enrique not wanting a player who doesn’t absolutely prioritise them but I wont be shocked if they return due to the players quality
• Julian has been a target for Arsenal since last summer
• After our group stage game Arteta made it clear we must atleast be in the race for the Argentine
• I can 100% confirm Atleti have interest in Viktor Gyökeres
• Andrea Berta has maintained contacts with the camp since last summer and has explored 'different structures & mechanisms' to bring Julian Alvarez to North London in the recent months…
• Reports about 'the English weather' being a reason Julian and his family would not return to England are absolutely false.
• The player would be very open to joining Arsenal and has directly told us should his dream to Barca become impossible
• Arsenal are yet to officially formalise their interest but Atleti are well aware of our interest.
The situation is chaotic but my role is to provide the absolute facts to the best of my knowledge in real time not predict the future. Its difficult enough tracking Berta and his 1000 spinning plates technique, its even harder when he silently speaks to ex-colleagues at Atleti with whom he has a lot of trust with but I have presented the facts. Genuinely feel a lot of relief talking about this all as its been exhausting to track for 14 months. I need to sleep now as I have been awake all night contacting sources 😂
“I, Kwaku Bonsam, the most powerful spiritualist in the world. I tied Harry Kane. Did you see Harry Kane? He didn’t even see the ball.”
- Nana Kwaku Bonsam claims he spiritually tied England captain Harry Kane
Black Stars’ glory days came from eras where our team was filled with players from our local league. It’s not even a joke or a theory. It’s a fact because statistics back it.
Hear me out. You shouldn’t play for the Black Stars if you come from a privileged background. People who have seen raw, slums poverty. People who had one of the six killer diseases. People who have to feed their entire family and pay school fees. They have something to play for.