Paul/Pablo

It's Okay If You Don't Laugh At My Jokes Because I Find Them All Hilarious; Yep Yep Yes Sir

[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

@ChipotleTweets do you strive to have an App with a poor user experience or is there another reason I can only add 1 gift card at a time?

[Phunny Billy (84%) @phunnytings]

The time has come for my new club to officially open this weekend. Coincidentally, our grand opening happens to be the day Chicago also officially opens up completely. Let’s boogie all weekend like we’re back in the 60’s 🕺🏽

[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

Today’s Date will go down in history because it is a Perfect Palindrome 1/20/2021

#TheMoreYouKnow

[Mr. Mondo Jr @Patches404]

Dad and Kevin are wildin’ out on Facebook again

[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

“Is this Pedialyte for you or do you have a kid?” -Judgmental Cashier

[IN Focus @INFocusIndiana]

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[Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12]

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[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

If I have to watch another Tie next week then I’ll #BoycotttheNFL

[Johnny Q @thejohnnyjazz]

When I see a roundabout outside of Carmel I chalk it up as cultural appropriation

[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

@chancetherapper Would you Pretty Please put #10Day on Spotify?

[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

Yo @McDonalds I’m all about saving the environment but what happened to the styrofoam cups?

[POLITICO @politico]

📻 Here's audio of what @seanspicer said at a press gaggle where certain media outlets were blocked from attending https://t.co/UVBA6wxHob

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Voted down tonight in Senate

❌ Keep preexisting conditions protection
❌ Let young adults stay on parents plan
❌ Keep contraceptive coverage

[John Cassidy @JohnCassidy]

Just FYI, U.S. has 1,400 deployed nuclear warheads & about 4,500 in reserve. Each one up to 30X more powerful than Hiroshima/Nagasaki bombs. https://t.co/S1zRc7JNDE

[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

How much would it suck if your future kid was the one with peanut allergies that gets peanut butter banned?

[Paul/Pablo @PABLOorPAUL]

How come class is always canceled on the days I show up and not the ones I skip?

[Vaughan Smith @vaughan_smith]

Okay guys for every retweet this gets I'll donate $1! Donate and retweet for @RileyChildrens Day of Hope! https://t.co/UdbH6082zH

[Colin Jones @colinjones]

A story in two screengrabs

[PIKE at Indiana @PikesatIU]

The Delta Xi chapter just took home the Raymond L. Orians Excellence Award at #pikeuNOLA convention! Congrats guys, Smythe in 2018!