Pablo

Sometimes I stream, sometimes I sing.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Endure and Survive.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

All the friendship games coming out has got to be pure purgatory for people too shy to ask their friends if they wanna play them. I'm people.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Hunter Biden spitting.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn��t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

@CantReadMyJudas 10 bruh? Unless you got an ailment that maximizes kidney stone production you need to stop stacking sodium up. 😂

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

@CantReadMyJudas @girllafraidd I just got woken out of my sleep like two weeks by my first stone. I was in there talking sweet to the nurses cause I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Prepare your socials for the yearly "they cooked" posts for call of duty.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Now watch the Pro variant get the most hot dog water ugly abhorrent colors

[Sonny Dickson @SonnyDickson]

First look at iPhone 18 dummies in the new colors: Black, Silver, Dark Cherry and Light Blue. Cherry will probably be the next hit, orange did very well.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Deniro's skeptical turn after Jen's speech always makes me laugh.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Castle of 9 foot vampires sign me up. We picking resident evil village back up. In proper first person.

https://t.co/FNs13YZm5U

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Dirty racing fun as hell idc what anyone says.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

What's the over / under of @briangaar popping out with a pair of these on?

[Genki✨ @Genki_JPN]

Reebok x Dragon Quest collab announced in Japan!

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

MAXIMUM YO MAXIMUM TEI

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[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Ghost of yotei! YAY

https://t.co/FNs13YZm5U

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Got blasted by allergies for like a week but we back on Saros. CARCOSA!

https://t.co/FNs13YZm5U

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

MR FREEZE MR FREEZE MR FREEZE MR FREEZE

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'The Batman 2' will officially take place during Winter ❄️🦇

[The Drama is Back in Love @cherylstweedy]

Let's just start over

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

It's blueberry sprite mf, come correct when you talking about the ARCHES

[Patches 🔜 AC, MP @RABBITPATCHES]

this dirty soda trend is the nastiest shit ever like are you seriously drinking Sprite Milk

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

The only conspiracy theory I will still believe is that big wigs at Bungie told Sony to axe Last of Us Online after Sony told them to go take a look at it and offer ND insight. For that I will never recover mentally.

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

PlayStation has reported a 765 Million dollar impairment loss due to underperformance by Bungie.

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

My culture is not your costume

[tippity @tippity]

I have a huge dick but larping and tweeting about having a small ass tiny ass shrimp dick is way funnier

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

Playing Mixtape but my tape is just DMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hot

[Pablo @PabloTheTurtle]

THIS IS POD RACING

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Steam Controller and Puck CAD files now available https://t.co/4H9XOgiwbO