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[James Morgan @downatfineleg]

If Steve Smith, who oversaw team-wide coordinated cheating, can come back, play, and eventually even captain his country again, then I’m sure Ben Stokes, who broke curfew, can do the same.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Wouldn’t it be nice to see Keir Starmer hold a press conference today telling people how they should behave when they come here instead of the one we’re going to get tomorrow telling us how to behave while people are trying to cut our heads off.

[David Shaw @David90shaw]

🚨 You have all seen the Belfast footage by now. A man nearly beheaded on a public street in broad daylight. Only saved because three brave locals ran in and stopped it themselves.
The police were not there. The government was not there. Ordinary people saved that man's life.
And while that was happening Keir Starmer was in Westminster figuring out how to arrest you for posting about it. Open borders. Two tier policing. Unarmed citizens fighting off attackers alone. This is the Britain Labour built. RT if you are done. 🇬🇧

[callum @Packman030790]

@TateTheTalisman 😂

[Dan @UK_FightNight]

Husband has been kidnapped and you can get 20% CBD with code ……

What the hell universe do live in 😂

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

If Manchester United beat Nottingham Forest on Sunday, they will be 9 points ahead of Liverpool in the table. That will be a 51 point turnaround on last season.

Fifty one points.

[Niall Clarke @nialljclarke]

Streeting throws his hat into the ring.

[callum @Packman030790]

@youngy18 Legend

[Sam Pilger @sampilger]

Manchester United were happy to keep a manager who finished 15th last season, but there are now doubts about keeping a manager whose form since taking over has him in 1st position?

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[IFN @IfnBoxing]

‼️ Eddie Hearn says a Dana White fight does at least 1M PPV buys and $10M each is ‘well off the mark’ (Mams Taylor’s Misfits offer) 👀

[Via - @IFLTV’s YT]

[Interstellar @InterstellarUAP]

🚨 Ricky Gervais on God & Why The Universe Exists - "Why is there SOMETHING rather than Nothing"

“I’m an agnostic atheist. Technically everyone’s agnostic… no one knows whether there’s a God. We don’t know."

"An agnostic atheist is someone who doesn’t know there’s a God or not, as no one does. So you’re not convicted of your atheism?”

Atheism isn’t a belief system, it’s simply rejecting the claim that there is a God.

Are you an agnostic atheist too? Or do you believe?
What’s your take? Drop it below 👇

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Why wasn’t you at the anti-hate, anti-far right, pro Iran, Green Party, LGBTQ & leather harnesses Zack Polanski march?

[E @utd_Eman]

I thought our striker problem was finally sorted man😭

[callum @Packman030790]

Come through Eynsham Pal #Toll

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

BREAKING : 🇮🇷 Iran has sent more shockwaves to Trump 🍿

“The Strait of Hormuz will not be the same as it was before the war. We have set new rules & those who want access need to follow them”

Thanks to Trump, Iran will now earn $100 BILLION a year via toll 😂🔥

[Kane @KaneWWE]

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

[(((Milo Tindle))) @MiloTindle9]

Fuel £1.75 a litre
Council tax up another £350
Water rates up another £220
Inflation at 3%
Food prices up 12%

@UKLabour putting more money in your pocket apparently

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Patrice Evra speaks out against his former teammates Scholes, Neville and Keane in a BIG RANT!

"I hope Paul Scholes' Instagram story is fake. I hope he was hacked. But to be honest, I am not even surprised at that from Scholesy. He was the quietest player I have ever played with in my entire career. Now, in the media, he is dropping bombshells."

"I don't understand the lack of support. Michael Carrick is one of us, and he is doing well. It's not just Scholesy, it's Roy Keane and Gary Neville too."

"It annoys me because we want to be in the top four and those comments are unnecessary. But this is what you do when you work in TV, you can't be positive, you have to be negative."

"Most of these guys get a managerial job and then get fired straightaway. I said to Neville: 'It's easy to talk on TV! When you were at Valencia, they asked you for paella and you gave them fish and chips!"

"So.. as players, they're legends, but as managers, they haven't done a great job. So for them to speak and possibly kill the career of a manager, it's a little bit too much."

[callum @Packman030790]

@afowler06 @supreme_cbd Great response 👊🏻

[callum @Packman030790]

@implausibleblog @ZackPolanski Your Absolutely fucking bonkers