Francisco Valencia

building @prothesia | @mit 35u35 | Pioneer @pioneerdotapp | fellow @Ford Philantropy | Mechatronics engineer | 📷 🎾

[Justin Schroeder @jpschroeder]

Fable isn't the first.

In 1999 the department of defense blocked exports of the PowerMac G4 for crossing the 1 gigaflop threshold.

Steve Jobs turned it into an ad.

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

Pausa de hidratación = extra ads revenue for fifa.

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

@bancoplatamx @Mauglzsz El problema es que la app se cierra instantáneamente, no es que “algunas funciones no sean compatibles”. No se puede usar la app en absoluto en iOS 27. Cuando actualizaran la app?

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

🤣

[kaav @kaavyya]

Fucking insaneeee

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

@bancoplatamx Su app no está funcionando en iOS 27, se cierra automáticamente, cuando lanzan actualización?

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Overheard in Silicon Valley: “He’s an autist, but he’s our autist.”

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I fell in love with this quote recently:
“An inch of movement is better than a mile of intentions”.

[@jason @Jason]

Stop being retarded, start Retardmaxing

Being retarded means you’re ruminating and overthinking your decision

Retardmaxing means you’re making decisions based on your gut instinct — zero rumination, zero regrets

Stop being retarded, start #Retardmaxing

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

@cxgonzalez Hacking on linux and playing tennis

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

I mean…

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

I’d move to Prague in a snap if it were a tech hub like SF.

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

The saddest thing about beautiful cities is that beauty isn’t enough. Prague is stunning. But ambition clusters where other ambitious people are. Founders go where founders are. Which means the best cities are often not the most deserving ones.

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

Mar de Cortés is the aquarium of the world, best place for diving

[Vigia Ciudadano @VigiaCiudadano7]

La Península de Baja California vista desde la Estación Espacial Internacional (ISS), también podemos observar parte de Sonora, El Golfo de California, la Isla Tiburón y la Isla Ángel de la Guarda.

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

Aliens

[知念実希人【公式】 @MIKITO_777]

電子顕微鏡で見たファージ、マジでこの形していますからね

これ、【誰か】が
『こんな小さなもの誰も見ないだろうから、自然にできたっぽくカモフラージュしなくてもいいや』
って、適当に機能性だけ考えて設計したでしょ

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

I love this kind of autism, let’s find how deep this rabbit hole goes detective pikachu 🧐

[Bat Vibes @BatVibes]

Have you ever thought about the Pokémon definition of a “poacher”? It's basically just a dystopian corporate monopoly.

In the lore, you are branded a poacher simply for using nets, traps, or cages instead of a Poké Ball.

The entire system is a massive "Big Brother" compliance checkpoint:
• The Tech Monopoly: The law basically mandates that you must use patented corporate technology to legally interact with wildlife.
• The Global Registry: The real crime isn't the catch itself—it is dodging the database. Poké Balls automatically tag every capture to a centralized Trainer ID grid. Catching a Pokémon with a net keeps it completely untraceable and off the books.
• The Safari Loophole: People claim poachers are criminals because they over-hunt, but Ash caught an entire herd of 30 Tauros in a single afternoon. Because he paid a corporate entrance fee and used officially licensed Safari Balls, it was perfectly legal.

The Pokémon League just wants absolute regulatory control over a heavily monetized digital capture grid.

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

Guys, Mexico is North America 😂 every country above Ecuador in fact.

[Francisco Valencia @paco_]

@chasedownleads @cvander

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Sales is still the highest probability chance for the average person in any country to earn a high income. I’m not sure anything else statistically is even close.