Paco the Parakeet

I'm just a parakeet. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

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Hola little birdies tweet tweet tweet

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#ladygagainminnesota

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yikes! i really need to tweet more often! my owner is out having a sleepover with his friends, i have a craving for some strawberries...

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grr! my owner got a pet fish and now i am kinda jelaous! and now he keeps saying i am a little attention-hogging budgie!

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its so sad, my owner @GregTaushani only has 2 followers!!!

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merry christmas little birdies

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Oh goodness! i havent tweeted in soooooooooooo long!!!!!

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I wish that my eyes were lower so i could wear that cute little santa hat my owner got me without having my eyes completley covered!

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Yikes!! I gotta tweet more often!

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Wow i haven't tweeted in a long time!!! Anyways, my owner colored my hair purple with blueberrys a few weeks ago and now its all washed out.

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http://twitpic.com/ii8s7 - I've become a monster!!!!

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Grrrr... my owner keeps waking me up at like 7:30 every morning!!! And now im crabby!!

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Now im sitting on the monitor

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Finnally!!! My owner is finnally letting me sit on his shoulder!!!!

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Aughhh!!!! My owner keeps trying to take me outside!!! It FREAKS me out!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My owner wont let me stay on his shoulder because he thinks ill poop on his new shirt! (ok i would but who cares)

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My cage is so neat and tidy! Im a little hungry.

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Im getting my cage cleaned today!

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Ugh when was the last time my owner took me out of my cage?