Craig K.

Dad, Gamer, Eagle Scout, Hunter, and all around Geek.

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

Check out the Vedder Holsters Ultimate Concealed Carry Giveaway #giveaway #EDC https://t.co/mzY7JsuR0D

[REGIMENT @RegimentGG]

Join us for REGIMENT's 5th Birthday! 🎉

Come enjoy games, food, and drinks! 

📍Flower Mound, TX
🗓️ May 23rd

RSVP Below! ⬇️

[REGIMENT @RegimentGG]

Who wants a FREE Gaming PC? 👀

We are giving one away!

Enter here: https://t.co/twaKFjBn9v

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

Who wants a FREE Gaming PC?

Thanks to @RegimentGG, I entered a giveaway to win a PC built by @brparadox! https://t.co/wa3ASvWRF4

[Military Arms @MAC_Arms]

Ok.
- If you sleep with more than one person every 5 days you must report yourself to the government.
- When you travel through states like Illinois, you must be locked in a trunk.
- A 10% transfer tax between dates will be applied to all women, funds will be used to treat STD's.
- All new women will be subject to an 11% federal tax based on their assessed value.
- You can only date one person a month.
- Before dating you must submit to a federal background check.
- You must be safely stored at home. If not, your significant other may face charges if you get out unsupervised.
- If you're under 5'5" you will be subject to a $200 tax each time you transfer to a new boyfriend/girlfriend.
- We will create a female regulatory agency that can arbitrarily place new rules on you whenever they feel like it.

I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

@yourtaxesatwork @DerrickEvans4WV Who cares as long as they go splat at the bottom?

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

@elonmusk Stalin wasn't that fucking stupid!

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

@realdogenews Well lol since the constitution says the fed is only to collect taxes to support the military I would say DoD has to stay. Burn the rest for all I care at this point. #genx #fafo

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

As a guy who’s read a history book, this is a horrible idea that’s been tried repeatedly, and it always ends in mass starvation. When you take farmland away from farmers—aka the motherfuckers who know how to grow food—and give said farmland to people who don’t know how to grow food, you know what you get? Not food.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Sometimes bridges need to be burnt.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

I was wondering where the advertising team for Bud Light ended up…

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

@RegimentGG I would love it!

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

It is official Jake Paul is to dumb to be afraid of Mike Tyson.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🐹

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

@NickJFreitas Funny I have been in the Intel community for 30 years now, and I think Tulsi Gabbard is a better pick than any we have had in a long time. It is amazing how every time "Rep. Spanberger" opens her mouth something dumb comes out. I am looking forward to not voting for her for Gov.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@MichaelKarlis Nobody’s familiar with your work. That’s the point, journo

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@harryjsisson Bro you’re 12 how do you know what is good for people.

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

@RealJamesWoods

[Zachary Bell @zacharyebell]

I just got sent this by a friend.

I don’t have the words, but for the record please tell @RobertKennedyJr I would love to do this job.

I’ve been fighting for Veterans since 2011, I have a decade of experience working in healthcare, & I have a MBA.

Put me in coach!

[Craig K. @Padawanwizard]

@donlemon