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It appears Ray Rice got suspended one game for every time he punched his fiancée.

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When you realize Eli Manning is still your team's quarterback.

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Puig just flipped his bat over the right field wall. #sameasahomerun

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If 15 more German players get injured maybe Tim Tebow will finally get some playing time.

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Don't expect the Argentine who thought a rat tail at age 30 was a good idea to make good decisions.

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Let's be honest, most Heat fans won't realize Lebron left till next June.

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The good news for Heat fans is they already own a Lebron Cavs jersey.

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@KingJames hello?

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SportsCenter: BREAKING: Lebron James just itched his calf, Cavs now favorite for landing Lebron.

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Still waiting for the ESPN press conference when the first straight soccer player comes out and changes the sport forever.

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How does Common have time to write music when he's so busy playing goalie for Team USA?

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I didn't catch SportsCenter this morning does anyone know what color underwear Johnny Manziel is wearing today?

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Wiggins is the black Craig Sager.

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Let's hope this isn't a preview of WWlll #worldcup

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Suarez has always been a big Twilight fan if you couldn't tell.

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Sad news about Tony Gwynn. He made baseball seem like art.

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Miami Heat? More like Miami Beat, amiright?

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Pitbull would call the Heat's performance tonight a potential chart topping hit.

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Does anyone know if Lebron still plays for the Heat?